Totally Useless Testimony in the Kihei Malls Case (Maui Now)

Phil G. 250 affordable housing units!? We can’t have that. Absolutely not. It’s a bait and switch if I’ve ever seen one. Let me paint the picture:  do you know what they mean by ‘affordable’? They mean “projects.” You heard me right: projects. I have an inside source...
We Rank Three’s Happy Hour Pupus (Maui Now)

We Rank Three’s Happy Hour Pupus (Maui Now)

If you’ve lived on this island for any length of time or even just visit regularly, you know that there are a few select happy hours that rock. Hard. Three’s Bar and Grill in Kihei is no doubt one of them. Statistics indicate that three in five restaurants close or...
Dear “Steven Tyler Act”… Love, Paparazzi (Maui Now)

Dear “Steven Tyler Act”… Love, Paparazzi (Maui Now)

***Editor’s note: this article is purely satirical and in response to a Maui senator’s proposed law to enable celebrities to take civil action against the paparazzi or anyone harassing them in Hawaii (roughly speaking). That proposed law is called the Steven Tyler...
“Why Weed Is Good” (Maui Now)

“Why Weed Is Good” (Maui Now)

First off, let me say I’m not just some jerk with a lot of opinions about whether or not marijuana should be legalized, or given away as a free gift when you open a bank account, or smoked in movie theaters, or put on the flag in the place of those little stars. Well,...