Top 10 (Terrible) Tips for Doing Taxes in Hawaii (Maui Now)

You are not an accountant. Nonetheless, despite your pledges that THIS is the year you hire a pro, there you are on April 15th: installing TurboTax, sweating bullets, rifling through mountains of paper, and drinking heavily. We’ve been there. More than once. However,...

Totally Useless Testimony in the Kihei Malls Case (Maui Now)

Phil G. 250 affordable housing units!? We can’t have that. Absolutely not. It’s a bait and switch if I’ve ever seen one. Let me paint the picture:  do you know what they mean by ‘affordable’? They mean “projects.” You heard me right: projects. I have an inside source...
We Rank Three’s Happy Hour Pupus (Maui Now)

We Rank Three’s Happy Hour Pupus (Maui Now)

If you’ve lived on this island for any length of time or even just visit regularly, you know that there are a few select happy hours that rock. Hard. Three’s Bar and Grill in Kihei is no doubt one of them. Statistics indicate that three in five restaurants close or...
Dear “Steven Tyler Act”… Love, Paparazzi (Maui Now)

Dear “Steven Tyler Act”… Love, Paparazzi (Maui Now)

***Editor’s note: this article is purely satirical and in response to a Maui senator’s proposed law to enable celebrities to take civil action against the paparazzi or anyone harassing them in Hawaii (roughly speaking). That proposed law is called the Steven Tyler...